Sunday, August 25, 2013

740 Park Avenue NYC

The Exalted One (formerly Old Butthairs purging 740 Park Avenue of sin. Not a a job to be taken lightly. Ooh, phew, somebody light a match. Someone said that musty smell was the smell of money, not so.. that's the evil smell of the Benzene Killer, David Koch. The turd rifle is handy for keeping devils like Koch at bay. What is the smell of David Koch, you ask? Something like the corpse plant, I imagine or foot fungus dipped in the litter box of a very ill cat. I keep my distance..

740 Park has had a string of jewelry thefts. Experts think they were inside jobs, that building is not easy to get into. I think Koch did it. After all, if he and his brother Charles stole $130,000,000 in oil, why wouldn't he steal jewelry? 

If it were not, probably, illegal, I'd suggest you flipped a booger on David as he marched by en-route to his limo. The doorman probably would not mind considering that David is the cheapest tipper in the entire building. He'd have the crew loading up two truck loads of his crap ever weekend for his trip to the Hamptons and only give out chump change on Christmas.

At a future time, I may insert some ripe material here about skinflint tippers.

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#Maybach Limousine (a Hitler mobile) old version of Rush Limbaugh's assmoblile  

Since the dad of David and Charles Koch was big fan of Mussolini, I'll put a pic of El Douche here for old times sake.

 Here is a nice one of Il Duce!

You could say that the dictator was just "hanging around" when this pic was taken.

"My God, the good Lord spared me for some greater purpose,” David (no she didn't, David, she tried to get you but missed!

David's dad, Fred Koch, made his money from Joe Stalin (Uncle Joe) but bad mouthed Stalin in his later years. OK, forget Stalin for now, David, just hum that popular Italian tune" "Il Corpo Del Duce" that will lift your spirits. 

740 Park Avenue

My Zazzle Store

Rand Paul Rant. The Farrell Hamann Show

The Farrell Hamann Show: The Food Banks are NOT doing well

Below: Gold plated cheese puff that David Koch's housekeeper shook out of his pants.  Nice!

These gold plated cheese puff are in near mint condition except they reek. I got rid of them, nothing good ever comes out of David Koch's pants. 

Sadly, I once saw David without his pants on.. and to quote Melville: "It was a damp, drizzly November in my soul" It took a while to recover as you may guess from the photo of me above, taken not long after. Oh the humanity!! How could something so small be so grotesquely repulsive? Someone put a curse on it? Reminded me of a banana slug...

Wonder how many men's rooms David cleared out with that thing. I can see the headlines: Infamous pecker checker suffers a stroke, a surprise to everyone since he seemed to be in perfect health. You killed him, David, damn you!

Broke and in New York? Here's a tip. Rumor has it that his wife is always in the market for wax lips. I think you know why.

Cops down grade charges against the guy who mooned Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip
"Everybody's seen someone's butt, come on. You see it on TV all the time, you see it in movies, it's accepted in PG rated programming these days, but yet it's an offense to the Queen."
Warriner claimed that the Queen had waved in his direction as her car passed, which prompted him to carry out the stunt. He said that during his run the Duke also waved at him. He was alleged to be running by with an Australian flag clenched between his buttocks

 When I see a Dixie cup, Stainmaster carpet, or Angel Soft TP, I always think of people dying from benzene. #Koch owned, please #boycott

Treason and Conspiracy by the Koch Brothers

On the vanity of Earthly greatness
by Arthur Guiterman

The tusks which clashed in mighty brawls
Of mastodons, are billiard balls.
The sword of Charlemagne the Just
Is Ferric Oxide, known as rust.
The grizzly bear, whose potent hug,
Was feared by all, is now a rug.
Great Caesar's bust is on the shelf,
And I don't feel so well myself. 

Sister Rose at the movies has a lot to say about 740 Park. He great aunt actually lived there. Also, read her good review.

Rennes Le Chateau on Tara Hill

Church of the Blue Moon/Moonbeams on your Naked Booty 

 No, when you grow up on the right end of Park Avenue, you do not have to catch your own flies for your Satanic rites!

The Great Blue Frog as Art Critic

The Great Blue Frog and Boiled Cabbage

My evil plan to steal lunches from the neighborhood kids

My cool fan mail from Ann Thrax

Vagina: Don't let the crazy right wingers control the agenda

Cheetos are messing up your life!
Why I hate Mitt Romney

Vulture. A great pic! 

 "Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken by it," adding subversively, "It is a sign the two things are not very far apart." William Hazlitt

 McScrooge Bar and acrylic painting detail (artist: Farrell Hamann)

 Artist/Writer, Farrell Hamann
They've been calling me Professor since I was 14, God knows why..

 If you are an oligarch, don't worry. I can handle your ashes for you in a tasteful way! Some of the proceeds will go to helping the #poor who are in dire need. 

Hah, guy throws 2 shoes at George W. Bush

Corvair Greenbriar Van (air cooled) 

 Mask of Charles #Koch of #GeorgiaPacific and #ALEC